Normal teenage girl issues: My boyfriend just broke up with me and my best friend is a back stabber
My issues: I accidently reblogged something twice in a row and someone unfollowed me
friend: what's otp stand for?
me: one true pairing
friend: tell me about your one true pairing
me: which one
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
cleankicksdirtymind: i want to both be her and marry her.
verticalvest: If someone says they’re a woman, they’re a woman. If someone says they’re a man, they’re a man. If someone says they’re both, they’re both. If someone says they’re neither, they’re neither. That’s it. Respect it, don’t question it.
Teacher: Give me an example of a descriptive sentence.
Me: He thrust angrily into his lovers tight ass, grabbing his hips to find a better rhythm.
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