April 2012
Normal teenage girl issues: My boyfriend just broke up with me and my best friend is a back stabber
My issues: I accidently reblogged something twice in a row and someone unfollowed me
friend: what's otp stand for?
me: one true pairing
friend: tell me about your one true pairing
me: ...
friend: ...
me: ....
friend: ....
me: which one
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
cleankicksdirtymind:
i want to both be her and marry her.
verticalvest:
If someone says they’re a woman, they’re a woman.
If someone says they’re a man, they’re a man.
If someone says they’re both, they’re both.
If someone says they’re neither, they’re neither.
That’s it.
Respect it, don’t question it.
Teacher: Give me an example of a descriptive sentence.
Me: He thrust angrily into his lovers tight ass, grabbing his hips to find a better rhythm.
Teacher:
Class:
Me:
how do you do math homework without crying